Funny status messages in Hindi for Whatsapp Facebook.

FUNNY STATUS FOR FRIENDS.

#1. mere doston ke kameene pan ka andaaz too kya lagaegee pagalee vo to chustomair charai kee ladakee se 

bhee aise baat karate he jese unakee gf ho.



#2. mein abhee bhee singlai ☝hee hu…

lekin pata nahee itane pyaar ❤ vaale status dimaag mein kaha se aate hai…



#3.hichakiyaan aa rahee hain…jaroor koee chaahane vaalee,,

meree deepee par haath pher rahee hogee...


#4. na najar buree hai. na munh kaala hai. apana koee kya bigaadega. apane sir pe to damaroo vaala hai..


#5. hamesha ek niraashaavaadee se paise udhaar lo. vah isake vaapas aane kee ummeed nahin karega .


#6. ek saphal aadamee vo hai jo apanee beevee ke kharche se jyaada kama sake . ek saphal aurat vo hotee hai 

jo aisa aadamee khoj sake .


#7. ❤ dil aur dimaag jid par ✔ ade hai…

✌ donon saale ☝ ek hee ladakee ke peechhe pade hai.


#8, agar aap ek lekhak se churaate hain to ye saahityik choree hai ; agar kaee se churaate hain to ye 

anusandhaan hai .



#9. ek baat thee mere zahan mein socha aaj poochh hee loon “ye jo izzat ka savaal hota hai….. vo kitane 

nambaron ka hota hai ?” 😜 kuchh ladakiyaan apanee vidaee par aise dahaade maarakar rotee hain ki samajh 

mein nahee aat inako “doolha” mil raha hai ya inase “chheena” ja raha hai.”


#10. aisa kaise hai ki laaparavaahee se phenkee ek maachis jangal kee aag shuroo kar sakatee hai , lekin 

kaimp  phaayar shuroo karane ke lie pooree dibbee lag jaatee hai .


#11. jab aapako apane se jyaada kisee aur kee fikr hone lage to samajh lo tumhaare zaleel hone ke din shuroo 

hone vaale hain .


#12. apane roop par itana guroor na kar sab do din kee mastee hai, tera roop bhee tab tak salaamat hai, jab tak

fair and lovaily sastee hai.”

#13. kaash ! main golagappa hee hota , kam se kam ladakiyaan ke munh mein paanee to aata mujhe  

 dekhakar…

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#14. sabako maaloom hai ki ladakiyaan kharchaaur nakhare😏 bahut karatee hai😄😅…. ab jab tum log unake 

kharche💰aur nakhare😏 nahin utha sakate to unako apanee gf👫banaane ke liye kyoon mare😍 ja rahe ho…


#15.raat bhar mujhe is baat ne sone nahin diya, kee jindagee to bas 4 din kee hai, aur intairnait pachk mainne 30 din ka karavaaya liya..

#16.ab se kidanee de doonga par dil kisee ko nahin doonga.


#17.zindagee me sabase zyaada khushee to tab milatee hai jab mummy kahatee hai dimaag to bahut hai isaka 

bas padhata hee nahee hai..

#18. log badee besabree se nae saal ka intajaar kyon karate hain…. jabaki ukhaadana agale saal bhee kuchh 

nahin hota inako😂😂


#19. ladakiyon ko khush rakhane ka tareeka …. unakee taareeph se jyaada unakee saheliyon kee buraee karo..


#20. pyaar ho to bluaitooth ke jaisa paas 👫 rahe to chonnaichtaid 😍, door gaye to “saiarchhing for naiw daivichai” 😂


#21.ladakiyaan jab gaadee chalaatee hai to ye nahee dekhatee kee sadak par log paidal 🚶 bhee chal rahai hai, 

aur jab paidal chalatee hai to ye nahee dekhatee kee sadak par gaadiyaan 🚕 bhee chal rahee hai 😂😂


#22. mujhe pata hai ki sharaab har savaal ka javaab nahee hai , par saala peene ke baad savaal hee kise yaad 

rahata hai 😂.


#23. saamane koee ladakee skootee se aatee dikh jae to main itana saavadhaan hokar chalata hoon ,jaise 

ladakee nahee,saakshaat bhallaaladev jee apane rath se meree taraph aa rahe hon.


#24.aajakal ke har aashik kee ab to yahee kahaanee hai.. majanoo chaahata hai laila ko, laila kisee aur kee 

deevaanee hai..


#25. jab havaee jahaaj ke taayar kee tarah dono pair dheere dheere baahar aane lage to …..samajh lena ektiva 

vaalee ladakee brek lagaane vaalee hai..


#26.mohabbat aur kuchh kare ya na kare, mobaeel jaroor saeelent karava detee hai.


#27.jindagee ne jindagee bhar gam die, ladakiyon ne jitane nambar die, sab ke sab band die..


#28. eetana to bagula bee machhalee pakadane ke leeye choch nahee neekaalata hoga jeetana aaj kal kee 

ladakeeya selphee ke leeye hoth neekaalatee he ..


#29. sau take kee baat karane ja raha hoon gaur pharamaiye~ ladakee kee hansee aur kutte kee khaamoshee 

par kabhee bharosa nahee karana chaahie…


#30..subah-subah phesabuk, tvitar aur vhatsep par 3-4 kilomeetar tak ungaliyaan khisakaana… ise bhee morning vaak hee maana jaana chaahie.


#31.subah se daud rahee hai chaakoo lekar pagalee mere peechhe.. mainne to majaak mein kaha tha “dil cheer 

ke dekh, tera hee naam hoga”


#32.dar dar bhatakate hai aramaan kee tarah, log milate yahaan anjaan kee tarah…har ladakee par dore daal 

chuka hoon gaalib, phir bhee status singlai hai salman khan kee tarah.


#33.jodiya to oopar vaala hee banaata he lekin aajakal ke chhora chhoriyo to jodee nahee jaal banaate he ek 

saath 2-3 ko gf-bf banaakar 😂😂.


#34.munh se nikalee baat, kamaan se nikala teer aur mohabbat mein karaaye gaye raichhargaike paise kabhee 

vaapas nahin aate !!😁

#35.santa: yah sadaachaar kya hota hai?

banta: jaise aam ka achaar hota hai, vaise saada aachaar hota hai!

#36.santa – jo meree ichchha pooree karega usako 1 laakh roopaye doonga .

banta – bol kya ichchha hai teree ? santa – mujhe 2 laakh rupaye chaahie .

#37.kahate hain pyaar mein bhookh pyaas sab mit jaatee hai , to ye premee jode kfch aur mchdonald mein 

garaba khelane jaate hain kya ?

#38.santa sharaab peekar gaadee chalaate hue ek arthee se takara gaya aur laash gir gaee.

log santa ko peetane lage santa-abe jo gira vo to kuchh bol nahee raha,tum jabaradastee neta ban rahe ho.


#39.kaala dhan aur maalya ko laane ke liye eyaratel 4g garl ko bhejo …jo ladakee pahaad gufa mein 4g netavark la sakatee hai, vo kuchh bhee la sakatee hai !


#40.ek to ladakiyaan vaise hee nahin patatee.. oopar se ye saavadhaan indiya vaale aise dikhaate hai jaise ham paida hee aparaadh karane ke lie hote hain !

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