Cool Funny Status in Hindi

Cool Funny Status in Hindi.

#1. sun ‎pagalee yoon akelee ‪‎baajaar na jaaya kar,

mere dost log chall kar ke poochhate hai bhaee too kahaan hai tereevaalee yahaan hai!!



#2. kisee ladakee ke rishte na mil rahe ho to mujhe bataana,

kyonki jis bhee ladakee se mein pyaar karata hoon usakee shaadee ho jaatee hai!!





#3.aaj usane mujhase meree pasand poochhee, aur na jaane,

kitanee der tak main usakee sahelee ko ghoorata raha!!



#4.hamaaree nazaro‬ se zyaada umeed‬ mat kar pagale‬,

kyoonki ‎pyaar se dekhana‬ to hamaaree bachapan‬ kee aadat‬ hai!!



#5.braiakup ka dard us ladakee se puchho,

jise ab apana reechaarj khud karana padata hai!!



#6.jo ladakiyaan baat-baat par apane bhaee se pitavaane kee dhamakee diya karatee hain, unake bhaee khud apanee garlaphraind ke bhaee se dar dar ke jee rahe hote hai!!





#7.chaahe saara jag rooth jae, mujhe isakee paravaah nahin, bas ek meree maan kee bahoo nahin ruthanee chaahiye!!


#8.shaadee usee se karana jisake lie dil raajee ho, varana ghar vaale to katrin tak ke lie raajee nahin hote!!



#9.kuchh ladakiyaan mere stetas ko aise ignor karatee hain, jaise inhen roj gulajaar aur jaaved akhtar ke parsanal maisej aate ho!!



#10.kuchh ladakiyaan bahut sundar hone ke baad bhee ghamand nahin karatee, aur kuchh chudailon ka to vaham jaata hee nahin!!



#11.ham tanha hee chale the zindagee ka dahee jamaane, raaste mein bundiya milatee gaeen aur zindagee ka raayata ban gaya!!



#12.usakee naadaanee to dekho yaaro pagalee mere hee status ko apane whatsapp mein laga kar mujhe hee jala rahee hai!!



#13.ai khuda hichakiyon mein kuchh to phark daalana hota ab kaise pata karoon ki kaunasee vaalee yaad kar rahee hai!!



#14.aajakal ke har aashik kee ab to yahee kahaanee hai, majanoo chaahata hai laila ko, laila kisee aur kee deevaanee hai!!



#14.maut aur muhabbat to bas naam se badanaam hai, asalee dard to ‘slow intairnait’ deta hai!!



#15.ladakiyon se gol rotiyaan bane na bane, par ladako ko gol gol ghumaane mein inaka koee mukaabala nahee!!



husband wifai funny whatsapp status.


#16.kuchh patniyaan khaane mein bahut jyaada ghee tel daal detee hai,
shaayad unhen lagata hai kee isase unake pati jyaada maeelej dene lagenge!!



#17.apanee beevee ka janmadin na bhoolane ka sabase achchha tareeka hai kee aap sirph ek baar use bhool jaayen!!



#18.jo pati apanee beevee se darate hain, vo svarg mein jaate hain, aur jo nahin darate unake lie dharatee hee svarg ke samaan hai!!



#19.jaise hee beevee kahatee hai soch rahee hoon maayake ho aaoon,
maan kasam tinde kee sabjee bhee paneer lagane lagatee hai!



#20.shaadeeshuda log kunvaare se jyaada jeete hain, lekin jeete jee marane kee dua bhee vo hee maangate rahate hain!!

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